After a while I was bored (because no internet) and so I went down to see what they were watching. And I found out that they were watching “High School Musical.”

EFFING HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL. But I had nothing to do so I watched the last bit of it with them.
And at first I was like, “UGH THIS MOVIE. Why are you even bothering.”
(Apparently my mother has never seen it, and my twelve-year-old cousin is over to visit, so that’s why they picked it.)
But after ten minutes, I realized that I still know ALL OF THE WORDS. And ALL OF THE CHOREOGRAPHY. To ALL OF THE SONGS. How did I realize that? Because I caught myself dancing to “Bop to the Top.”

And I was really embarrassed about that. Because, you know, it’s HSM. But then my sister was like “I know it all too, no shame here.” But my mother was like “…wat. Why do you know this.” And I was just like

Annnnnnnd that’s how my night went.